Today, one of my office buddies said to me, “You know what I wonder about myself? If I’m listening to music with ear buds in, do I breathe louder?”
I had no idea what to say to that, except to comment that the thought had honestly never crossed my mind.
She continued, “There was a kid in class and he had ear buds in, and he was breathing really heavy. But you don’t do it when you’re listening to music. I’ve never heard you doing any heavy breathing at all.”
“That’s probably a good thing!” I said.
And there I was, dying laughing at my own double entendre.
Thankfully, she was laughing, too. That’s probably also a good thing, really.