You know you’re from Warrnambool when the conversation goes like this:
Him: So, you haven’t seen much of Amanda this term.
Me: No. She hasn’t been to school, obviously, and she hasn’t been coming out for drinks.
Him: Has she been going to Simon’s?
Me: No, we’ve been going to the Clovelly since it got cold.
Me: Oh! That Simon’s! (Where Simon is Amanda’s fiancée who lives six hours’ drive away.) Yeah. She has.